In the city of Beppu in Japan’s ?ita Prefecture, you can visit Hotel Jzauruss, a love hotel modeled on Jurassic Park. Finally, a place that can accommodate all of your Dennis Nedry roleplaying fantasies. You didn’t say the magic safe word, ah-ah-ah!
For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of a love hotel, it’s a place where you and a special friend (or friends!) can go for some discreet canoodling. But in the case of Hotel Jzauruss, when you pull up its garish, dinosaur-bedecked ramp, you’re telling the world that YOU ARE FUCKING HERE for some Tyrannosaurus sexing. Oh baby, pour that water on my hand to demonstrate chaos theory in a totally facile way! Tear my arms off like I’m Samuel L. Jackson!